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2ZJEB_~1~826~when you%27ve had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the %27bender mender%27. it has been invented by a widely regarded Russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the Russian navy. a group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. the active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. clear headed you can then think %27never again%27. well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lunch.%3CP%3Eeach box contains 6 satches~~3.5~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~451~0~0~0~images/big2008/bender.jpg~images/bender.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~bender mender~[~*bender mender|!92|3.5|0|0||0|||1||477|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~825~ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. the recommended 8 hours%27 sleep a night is a hell of a lot of time to be spent snoring. so when you%27ve got something more interesting to do or, indeed, boring (like working through the night) you%27ll be glad of our %27Snoozers are Losers%27 caffeine packed energy patches. just one on your arm and you%27re back in the land of the living quicker than a freshly thawed out Walt Disney.%3CP%3Eeach box contains 6 satchets~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~451~0~0~0~images/big2008/snoozers.jpg~images/snoozers.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~snoozers are losers~[~*Snoozers are Losers|snoozers|3|0.003|0||0|||1||478|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~824~ladies and gentlemen, Bryan Sylvester and his world- renowned orchestra (latest CD currently available to be downloaded at www.bryansylvesterorchestra.com) invites you to take your partners for the Tonsil Tango. that%27s it, twirl your tongues around each others mouths. never mind the dance floor, oh my god! you%27re the Fred and Ginger of the bedroom floor. all thanks, of course, to this breath spray, which helps leave your mouth fresher than Bryan gets with the female violinist. now for the Horizontal Hooplah ( aka the…oh, you%27ll have to visit a more adult site to find out).%3CP%3E 15ml spray~~2~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/snog.jpg~images/snog.gif~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~snog me senseless~[~*snog me senseless|snog me senseless|2|0|0||0|||1||479|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~823~what is it with us and kissing. this is our third snog me senseless item in as many days. a slight exaggeration, but many more and our obsession could look worrying. whatever next? snog me senseless hand cream ( for hands that should be kissed)? snog me senseless foot cream ( for feet that should be kissed)? snog me senseless cheek cream (for asses that should be kissed- handy if you work in politics)? for the time being though, we think we%27ll stop at this super tingly lip balm. unless you have other ideas ( suggestions gratefully received).%3CBR%3E15 ml tube. ~~3~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~330~263~0~0~0~images/big2008/snog2.jpg~images/snogbalm.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~snog me senseless lip balm~[~*snog me senseless lip balm|snog me senseless lip balm|3|0|0||0|||1||480|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~822~£3 million. £10 million. £20 million. £10 billion. of course, if you%27re going to be kissed, it%27s nice to be kissed by the seriously minted. but if they can%27t have money, at least they have can have looks and a tin of these tiny but powerful breath fresheners handy. If they have none of these three things, buy a tin for your self . there%27s a lot of ugly billionaires out there just waiting for you to plant one on them. 16gram tin. £1.50~~1.5~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~284~341~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/mucky-mucky-mucky-pic.jpg~images/2009/snog.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~snog me senseless mints~[~*snog me senseless mints|snog me senseless mints|1.5|0|0||0|||1||481|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~821~an apple a day may keep the doctor away. but don%27t fear that a tin of our apple sour mints a day will have the dentist beating down your door to tell you off for eating so many of them. these little beauties are sugar free and contain Xylitol to fight bad breath and help reduce cavities. they%27re a guilt free pleasure, like watching Mary Poppins 426 times. we haven%27t? we jolly well have. 16gram tin. £1.50~~1.5~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~284~341~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/supercal.jpg~images/2009/super.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~supercalfreelicktasticexithalitosis~[~*supercalfreelicktasticexithalitosis|snog me senseless mints|1.5|0|0||0|||1||482|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~820~people who love cinnamon and cinnamon mints, in particular, swear by ours. you should hear them. they can%27t stop swearing by them. the way they describe them would make a nun blush. we don%27t care though. as long as no one says they%27re s*!t, we%27re happy.16gram tin. £1.50~~1.5~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~284~341~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/noneofyour.jpg~images/2009/foul.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~none of your foul mouth~[~*none of your foul mouth|none of your foul mouth|1.5|0|0||0|||1||483|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~819~after certain highly visible celebrities (naming no names) not everyone now wants their lips inflated like a hot air balloon. but everyone wants their lips to be smooth, moisturised and kissable. which is why you%27ll be mad for %27stop cracking up%27 our new balm. with a host of ingredients including beeswax, olive oil and zingiber to keep dryness and soreness at bay, it will soon be any excuse to pucker up. Pity poor babies when politicians get hold of a tube. and just imagine the fashion shows? why darling, they%27ll be more kissing than bitching. %3CP%3E15ml lip balm~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/stop.jpg~images/stop.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~stop cracking up~[~*Stop Cracking Up|!93|3|0|0||0|||1||484|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~818~“how was it for you?” when girls ask girls that question, their responses are likely to be something like these%3A “oh, just the right amount of sheen and gloss” . “goes on really easily”. “the flavour is just right, not too overpowering”. whereas, when men ask girls that question, their responses are likely to be something like these%3A “ you were great”. “ such a stud”. “my last boyfriend never lasted that long”. something tells us though, that the men, unlike the girls, weren’t asking about our lip gloss. %3Cp%3E10ml strawberry lip gloss~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~350~263~0~0~0~images/glosser.jpg~images/glossershop.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~what a complete and utter glosser~[~*what a complete and utter glosser|glosser|3|0|0||0|||1||485|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~817~if you%27ve ever been standing by the luggage carousel when a charter flight%27s just come in, you %27ll have seen plenty of unattractive bags. but none more unsightly than those caused by too many late nights spent partying. because there%27s only so long you can hide behind dark glasses for, we%27ve introduced %27 no old bags allowed%27. this refreshing gel with arnica and orange flower water will soon help diminish those trunks under your eyes. once again leaving you with an appearance that belies the date on your birth certificate. %3CP%3E15ml eye gel~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/no-old.jpg~images/noold.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~no old bags allowed~[~*No old bags allowed|!94|3|0|0||0|||1||486|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~816~you don%27t have to stop us to buy one, because now you can stop by our site any time of the morning or night to buy one of our eye creams. the only thing with buying on line rather than from our eye cream van ( always on the road) is that you don%27t get to hear our merry little tune that%27s played constantly. to be honest though, it does get very annoying after a while. %3CP%3E15ml regenerating eye cream.~~4~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~385~264~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/eyecream.jpg~images/2009/eyecream.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~eye cream, you scream, we all scream for eye cream~[~*eye cream, you scream, we all scream for eye cream|eye cream, you scream, we all scream for eye cream|4|0|0||0|||1||487|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~815~according to Helen Reddy, you are strong, you are invincible, you are woman. during waking hours, that%27s quite true. it%27s also pretty true during sleeping hours as many men will testify as they%27ve tried to wrestle the duvet from you in the middle of the night, only to end up vanquished and chilly as a result of your incredible strength and invincibility. of course, Ms Reddy forgot to mention loud. hopefully the message on this elegant sleep mask now rectifies that. %3Cp%3E100%25 silk sleep mask%27 ~~6~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~295~458~0~0~0~images/big2008/mask.jpg~images/shopmask.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~I am woman, hear me snore~[~*I am woman, hear me snore|I am woman, hear me snore|6|0|0||0|||1||488|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~814~after fighting tired looking peepers in…wherever eye bag slayers go to vanquish the nightmare of baggy eyes (California’s always popular),‘Puffy’, the finest of all the eye bag slayers is now back with a capital B on British soil and onto the anatomicals web site. (truth is, we were looking for a more efficient production source, but that doesn’t sound quite so adventurous). when you haven’t had enough sleep, you can now open the fridge to find more than a carton of eggs, a green pepper and something that looks like it might once have been cheese, left to chill for 30 minutes, this gel mask will leave your eyes cool, refreshed and, yes, less puffy. definitely more vamp than vampire.~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~451~0~0~0~images/big2008/Puffy.jpg~images/puffy.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~puffy the eye bag slayer~[~*puffy the eye bag slayer|puffy the eye bag slayer|2.49|0|0||0|||1||489|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~813~“i love you with the ferocity of an exploding thousand megaton nucluer bomb”. “your eyes are like deep pools I could jump naked into and save you from drowning”. “ you are my rock, my pebble, my grain of sand on the beach of life where I dream of us walking hand in hand forever”. if you think these lines are cheesy, take your shoes off after a hard day of being on your feet and you’ll then know exactly why you need this ultra cooling, refreshing, soothing and deodorising cream. some new tights or socks wouldn’t hurt either.%3CP%3E100 ml foot cream~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~380~179~0~0~0~images/cheese.jpg~images/cheeseshop.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~cheese release me~[~*cheese release me|cheese release me|3|0|0||0|||1||490|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~812~do you never have to lift a finger to do anything? have your hands never been in a washing up bowl? do you never shake hands with anyone unless you’re wearing white gloves? in short,are you HRH the queen of England? if you are, we’d just like to remind you that the corgis need a walk and to say that you have no need for this ultra soothing cream. if, however, your blood’s more red than blue, buy tubes of the stuff. after all, look at all those dirty plates in the sink.%3CP%3E100 ml hand cream~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~350~171~0~0~0~images/paw.jpg~images/pawshop.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~help the paw~[~*Help the paw|Help the paw|3|0|0||0|||1||491|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~811~intoxicating. we refer not to a bottle of vintage Cristal, beloved by rap royalty right the way down to plain old European royalty, but to your beauty. we detect French mixed with German , Greek, Irish, Polish and native Red Indian along with the merest hint of Etruscan and a soupcon of pre-revolutionary Russian nobility. totally flawless. but wait, what is that, surely not a blemish? no, we%27re wrong. to make sure we remain wrong, this 100 ml tube ( oh, why not a magnum?) will help keep your skin radiant. when it%27s finished though, no swapping or alternating brands. it never does to mix one%27s cleansers.%3CP%3E100 ml facial cleanser~~4~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp65~328~159~0~0~0~images/big2008/avoid.jpg~images/avoid.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~avoid getting zit faced~[~*zit faced|zit faced|4|0|0||0|||1||492|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~810~lots of things are going to stop you getting that man of your dreams. bad breath, lank hair, webbed feet ( not if the man of your dreams is the Man from Atlantis) and, of course, spots. this night and day spot stick, will soon have you in the arms of the one you dream about, staring up at... you%27re right, he has got terrible blackheads. tell him not to worry. anatomicals pore strips. coming soon to a pharmacy near you%3CP%3E7ml day and night stop stick~~3~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~369~144~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/zapzap.jpg~images/2009/zap.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~zap! zap! zap! gets that chap~[~*zap! zap! zap! gets that chap|zap! zap! zap! gets that chap|3|0|0||0|||1||493|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~809~the elements aren%27t kind to your skin. they%27re like the worst school yard bully. you hate them, but what can you do? hide away? never go out? no, you fight back by applying this face cream. used daily, it will help combat the drying effects of the wind, cold and rain. we won%27t make any rash promises and say that it will make you look years younger. but it won%27t have you looking like you%27re old enough to have been around in 1967 when Daydream Believer by the Monkees was first released.%3CP%3E50ml daily face cream.~~5~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~343~359~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/daycream.jpg~images/2009/daydream.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~day cream believer~[~*day cream believer.|day cream believer. 50ml daily face cream|5|0|0||0|||1||494|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~808~you can almost hear the sighs at Versailles as the ghosts of nobles past shake their heads ( naturally carried under their arms, rather than being positioned on their shoulders) at another dreadful pun targeted at The Scarlet Pimpernel. but how grateful would they have been to have had one of these sachets in 1790? instead of all that heavy make up to conceal their dodgy complexions, they could have gone to the guilottine with a lovely clear spotless face. vive la revolution beaute. %3Cp%3Epack of 6 x 15 ml face mask sachets~~5~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~310~403~0~0~0~images/pimple.jpg~images/scarletshop.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~farewell the scarlet pimplehell~[~*farewell the scarlet pimlehell|pimlehell|5|0|0||0|||1||495|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~807~the battle against authoritarianism leaves little time for showering. but revolutionaries, at some time or another, have to cleanse themselves. not of their romantic views of idealism and utopianism, but of the sweat and grime that goes hand in hand with protesting. which is why we came up with this gel, fully endorsed by the WRP (the Washer’s Revolutionary Party). branches worldwide wherever there’s oppression and smelly people.%3CP%3E250 ml shower gel~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/shower.jpg~images/shower.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~shower to the people~[~*shower to the people|shower to the people|2.49|0|0||0|||1||496|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~806~when you%27ve finally gotten out of bed, here%27s a shower gel that definitely won%27t have you wanting to get back into it. in fact, this particular cosmic cleanser will be more shocking than opening your bank statement in the morning. ( “Jeez, who the hell spends that much buying someone dinner with no guarantee of sex afterwards?”) the menthol and host of other refreshing ingredients will help you to start your day bright and breezy. even if you end it fed up and exhausted. %3CP%3E250ml shower gel~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/are.jpg~images/areyou.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~are you looking to get picked up?~[~*Are you looking to get picked up?|Are you looking to get picked up?|2.49|0|0||0|||1||497|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~805~you’ve probably always thought of your bath tub as, well, a bath tub. but with this foaming and relaxing gel, it’s so much more than that. in fact, it’s a whole ocean. and not just any old ocean. that’s right. while other gels promise a lot and deliver little more than the Manchester Ship Canal, we bring you the one and only Pacific Ocean. so lie back and, good lord, where did that P&O cruise ship come from?%3CP%3E250ml bath foam~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/could.jpg~images/could.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~could we be any more pacific?~[~*could we be any more pacific?|could we be any more pacific?|2.49|0|0||0|||1||498|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~804~when it comes to cleansing down under or in the Southern Hemisphere (we think you know what part of the human anatomy we%27re talking about) you wouldn%27t use this product. to keep your hands clean though, you can%27t beat this anti bacterial wash, inspired by our favourite antipodean singer%27s most famous ditty.%3CP%3E250 ml hand wash ~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/mucky-mucky-mucky-pic.jpg~images/mucky.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~I should be so mucky (mucky, mucky, mucky)~[~*I should be so mucky (mucky, muckly, mucky)|I should be so mucky (mucky, muckly, mucky)|2.49|0.003|0||0|||1||499|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~803~you know that terrible old canine joke ( it%27s hardly a joke) where you ask a dog how it%27s feeling today and it goes%3A %27ruff%27? well, we%27ve gone and ruined a perfectly bad joke because we asked 100 dogs ( from labradors to poodles) how they were feeling and they all replied%3A %27smooth and beautifully moiturised%27. this leads us to believe that the nation%27s pets are more dextrous than we thought and they%27ve been nicking your tube of our fantastic body moisturiser or you%27ve been pampering your pooch and treating it the way you%27d treat yourself. lucky old Princess Tatiana the Third is all we can say. Who calls a Rotweiller that?%3CP%3E200 ml tube of body moisturiser. ~~3~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~380~174~0~0~0~images/big2008/not.jpg~images/not.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~not another rough day please~[~*not another rough day please|not another rough day please|3|0|0||0|||1||500|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~802~If you want to wash that man/ woman out of your hair, this is the perfect shampoo with which to do it with. one application and you’ll instantly forget your past love and be ready to hit the streets looking for romance, your hair all shiny, glossy and smelling fresh. the inclusion of peppermint oil and menthol will also really wake you up in the morning. just in case your latest conquest is unable to stay for breakfast. %3CP%3E250ml shampoo~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/young.jpg~images/tingle.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~young free and tingle~[~*young free and tingle|young free and tingle|2.49|0|0||0|||1||501|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~801~a source of wise council, prophetic in their opinions, an infallible authority and usually spiritual in nature. admittedly, in the ancient world, oracles weren%27t really called on to dispense ocular wisdom on subjects such as hair. the meaning of life at a shallow and trivial pinch, but never hair. still, times change and in the celebrity obsessed world we live in, it%27s a big thumbs down to anything even vaguely intelligent and a big thumbs up to stuff like %27could Angelina%27s hair be a bit more glossy?%27 civilisation has a lot to answer for.%3CP%3E250 ml frequent wash shampoo~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~380~162~0~0~0~images/big2008/folical.jpg~images/folicle.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~the folicle oracle~[~*the folicle oracle|the folicle oracle|2.49|0|0||0|||1||502|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~800~In Religious Education at school, we all learnt that it was the meek who would inherit the earth. well, fat lot those and any teachers knew. it’s really the vain and self -obsessed about their hair who will inherit the earth. obviously, no RE teacher was, and is, ever going to know that. we mean have you seen their hair? bird’s nest would be a compliment. so the upshot is, use this conditioner and the whole planet is yours. %3CP%3E250 ml conditioner~~2.49~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~268~0~0~0~images/big2008/sleek.jpg~images/sleek.gif~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~the sleek shall inherit the earth~[~*the sleek shall inherit the earth|the sleek shall inherit the earth|2.49|0|0||0|||1||503|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~799~people ask how long they should leave their sachet of ‘that’s when I fell for the leader of the (hair) pack’ on for? we tell them twice as long as the length of the 1964 no.1 hit from which it takes its name. since that lasts 2 minutes and 49 seconds, leaving our hair pack on for 5-6 minutes should do the trick. thank god we didn’t name it after Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. twice as long as that lasts, would have you wearing our hair pack for just over 16 minutes. %3CP%3E pack of 6 x 15 ml hair pack sachets~~5~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~316~410~0~0~0~images/leader.jpg~images/leadershop.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~that%27s when i fell for the leader or the (hair) pack~[~*that%27s when i fell for the leader or the (hair) pack|leader of pack|5|0|0||0|||1||504|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~798~we realise that our funky shower gels with all their crazy fun text and brightly coloured caps aren%27t everyone%27s cup of China Oolong (posh tea). %27will they quite go in her ladyship%27s ensuite?%27 is a question we frequently hear from butlers around the country and indeed the world. in fact, we got tired of saying to man servants %27 can%27t her ladyship change her bathroom to something a bit more out there?%27 that we decided to offer something a little more refined. and here they are. more elegant looking bottles with pumps, but still with that little bit of anatomicals in the title. they also hold a little more body cleanser ( no common old %27shower gel%27 with these me old son) and are a little more expensive. still, that%27s no problem for the upper classes, is it?%3CP%3E300 ml body cleanser.~~4~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~380~155~0~0~0~images/big2008/inthe.jpg~images/inthe.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~the name of the lather~[~*the name of the lather|the name of the lather|4|0|0||0|||1||505|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~797~we realise that our funky shower gels with all their crazy fun text and brightly coloured caps aren%27t everyone%27s cup of China Oolong (posh tea). %27will they quite go in her ladyship%27s ensuite?%27 is a question we frequently hear from butlers around the country and indeed the world. in fact, we got tired of saying to man servants %27 can%27t her ladyship change her bathroom to something a bit more out there?%27 that we decided to offer something a little more refined. and here they are. more elegant looking bottles with pumps, but still with that little bit of anatomicals in the title. they also hold a little more body cleanser ( no common old %27shower gel%27 with these me old son) and are a little more expensive. still, that%27s no problem for the upper classes, is it?%3CP%3E300 ml body cleanser.~~4~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~380~155~0~0~0~images/big2008/andwe.jpg~images/sea.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~and we%27ve sea sea%27d you too~[~*and we%27ve sea sea%27d you too|and we%27ve sea sea%27d you too|4|0|0||0|||1||506|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~796~we realise that our funky shower gels with all their crazy fun text and brightly coloured caps aren%27t everyone%27s cup of China Oolong (posh tea). %27will they quite go in her ladyship%27s ensuite?%27 is a question we frequently hear from butlers around the country and indeed the world. in fact, we got tired of saying to man servants %27 can%27t her ladyship change her bathroom to something a bit more out there?%27 that we decided to offer something a little more refined. and here they are. more elegant looking bottles with pumps, but still with that little bit of anatomicals in the title. they also hold a little more body cleanser ( no common old %27shower gel%27 with these me old son) and are a little more expensive. still, that%27s no problem for the upper classes, is it?%3CP%3E300 ml body cleanser.~~4~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~380~155~0~0~0~images/big2008/youneed.jpg~images/bloom.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~you need a blooming shower~[~*You need a blooming shower|You need a blooming shower|4|0|0||0|||1||507|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~795~we all love a party, don%27t we? doesn%27t matter whether it%27s planned, surprised or crashed (we%27re sure you weren%27t actually on the guest list for the wedding of Archduke Leopold of Latvia to his child bride, Sharon). it%27s just the aftermath that can be a bit difficult to deal with. no longer. the contents of this pack will easily have you ready for the next society shindig. see you at the 4th birthday of Her Royal Highness%27s miniature schnauzer.%3CP%3Econtaining the bender mender, puffy the eye bag slayer and snoozers are losers~~8~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/do.jpg~images/dodo.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~do, do, do undo another do~[~*do do do undo another do|snoozers|8|0.003|0||0|||1||508|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~794~it doesn%27t matter how great your hair looks or how wonderful your Brazilian is (why don%27t the paparazzi point a camera up your skirt when you most want them to?) we can guarantee you%27ll appear in the %27neanderthal hands and feet%27 spread when you haven%27t bought this kit. then all the %27no knickers%27 shots in the world aren%27t going to make your mother proud.%3CP%3Econtaining help the paw and gorgon zola~~3.5~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/perfect.jpg~images/perfect.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~perfect hands and feet (just in case you%27re papped by heat)~[~*perfect hands and feet (just in case you%27re papped by heat)|snoozers|3.5|0.003|0||0|||1||509|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~793~heavens, what do you expect for £4? a complete beauty makeover, botox, a boob job, a chemical peel and a new set of porcelain veneers? for all that, you%27d be talking at least a fiver. so satisfy yourself with our wonderfully tightening eye gel to help banish bags and dark circles and our incredibly soothing lip balm to keep your kissing gear, well, kissable. as for your thighs, where are those long gabardine slacks? %3CP%3Econtaining no old bags and stop cracking up~~4~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~427~386~0~0~0~images/big2008/lips.jpg~images/lips.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~lips and eyes (alas nothing for thighs)~[~*lips and eyes (alas nothing for eyes)|lips and eyes (alas nothing for eyes)|4|0.003|0||0|||1||510|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~792~whether you%27re a beginner just starting out behind the bike sheds (as a teacher, you really should try not to get caught). whether you%27re just a little out of practice ( no need to explain why, although being in prison can seriously curtail such activity). or whether you%27re an accomplished and highly experienced kisser who just wants to get even better, this little kit with 2 of the most essential snogging items out there, will turn you into an Olympic gold medal winning kisser. “but kissing%27s not a sport”, you say. It is when the chosen objection of your affection can%27t run away from you fast enough. %3CP%3EKit contains 15ml Snog Me Senseless lip balm and 15ml breath spray. ~~4.5~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp3~380~498~0~0~0~images/big2008/you.jpg~images/youkiss.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~you kiss artist you~[~*you kiss artist you|you kiss artist you|4.5|0|0||0|||1||511|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~791~what was the scariest thing in Alfred Hitchcock%27s Psycho? Anthony%27s Perkins chilling portrayal of Norman Bates? the musical score by Bernard Herrman that sent chills running down your spine? the sight of Mother looking like she%27d been on one diet too many? or was it that shower scene? well, to our mind it was none of these. it was, in fact, the shower curtain. after all, what could be more frightening in any bathroom than a plain, boring old shower curtain? which is why our shower curtain is as far away from boring as Bates Motel is away from the Paradise Guest House in Blackpool (an English Northern sea side town for our curious overseas customers). so the next time you%27re under those pulsating jets, pull this shower curtain across, having, of course, remembered to hide the kitchen knives. you may think you know your family and housemates, but let us tell you, you never really know them. %3Cp%3Epolyester shower curtain~~18~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~300~275~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/curtain.jpg~images/2009/curtain.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~want to pull me? you’ll have to take a shower then~[~*want to pull me? you’ll have to take a shower then|want to pull me? you’ll have to take a shower then|18|0|0||0|||1||512|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~790~when you%27ve paid £60 to have a cut wash and blow dry, you don%27t really want to get it all messed up for the sake of not paying £14 for our cooler than the hot water suddenly cutting out, shower cap. made from 100%25 cotton with a waterproof lining it will keep your %27do%27 looking like it has just been done.%3CP%3E(also available in aqua with orange trim. please state which colour required when ordering). Waterproof shower cap~~14~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~296~409~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/hat.jpg~images/2009/hat.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~and to cap it all, now this~[~*and to cap it all, now this. shower cap|and to cap it all, now this. shower cap|14|0|0||0|||1||513|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~789~when you get out of the bath or shower, you could just step directly onto the floor, leaving it all wet and slippery for you to fall on, then hit your head on the toilet basin, so you lay there shivering before fading into unconsciousness and eventually dying. it%27s no way to go and is so easily preventable by buying this incredibly funky wordy rubber bath mat. never before has a bath mat prevented you from going arse over elbow in such an entertaining way. by the way, very nice arse you%27ve got there.%3CP%3Ebath mat~~18~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~253~359~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/mat.jpg~images/2009/mat.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~it’s not just your nose that’s dripping~[~*ait’s not just your nose that’s dripping|it’s not just your nose that’s dripping|18|0|0||0|||1||514|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~788~sex in the shower is one thing, but what about getting blown in the bath. it%27s what every inflatable pillow dreams of, including this rather funky one that%27s as fun to read as it is relaxing to lie back and rest your head on. in fact, rather than good head, you could say that we give very relaxing head.%3CP%3Einflatable bath pillow~~6~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~279~437~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/pillow.jpg~images/2009/pillow.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~£6. well, that’s inflation for you~[~*well, that’s inflation for you|well, that’s inflation for you|6|0|0||0|||1||515|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~787~it%27s everything you want in a wash bag. it%27s big. it%27s waterproof. it%27s hard wearing. it%27s fashionable. it%27s colourful. it%27s a lie. if it really was everything you want in a wash bag, it would also include all our other products completely free of charge. and while we might be a generous bath and body company, we%27re not a stupid one. so any rumours you may have heard that you get a Ferrari Testerossa gratis with every anatomicals wash bag bought, are completely without foundation.%3CP%3Ewash bag(also available in lime green with pink lining. please state which colour required when ordering)~~18~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~333~404~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/bag.jpg~images/2009/bag.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~it’s in the bag. ( how often have you heard that)?~[~*it’s in the bag. ( how often have you heard that)?|its in bag|18|0|0||0|||1||516|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~786~if you don%27t want to end up keeping false teeth in a glass, buy this toothbrush beaker to keep your toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, tongue scraper and all other oral care accoutrements in. it%27s stylish. it%27s entertaining and it%27s certainly more fun than visiting your dentist, even if he gives you laughing gas. %3CP%3Esafety glass toothbrush beaker~~12~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~409~255~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/smile.jpg~images/2009/smile.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~Hole in none~[~*iHole in none|Hole in none|12|0|0||0|||1||517|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~785~here%27s a fresh take on Chistmas baubles. actually, fresh and fragrant would be a more apt description. unlike normal baubles that you just hang on your tree, but are hollow, each of these are filled with a wonderfully different fragrant gel, so you can also hang them on the tree as well as in the shower. the choice is yours. Alternatively, maybe combine both options. naked tree trimming anyone? jeez, we knew aunt Edna would be up for that.%3CP%3E6 x 75ml shower gel baubles~~12~~~~~(default)~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~308~400~0~0~0~images/2009/ig/big.jpg~images/2009/baubles.jpg~~~~~~Left~~~popWin=0~-1~0~jingle bells, santa smells (must have forgotten his baubles in the shower).~[~*jingle bells, santa smells|jingle bells, santa smells|12|0|0||0|||1||518|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~

2ZJEB_~1~784~at anatomicals, we%27re not just about saving you money. ( thanks to us, you can buy great products, that look great on your bathroom shelves and work great, at a fraction of the price our competitors would charge you, even if they were smart, clever and witty enough to come up with the same sort of stuff we do- we%27d like to thank our mums for writing this bit in brackets). we%27re also about saving the planet, by selling you this ultra cool tote bag that you can use again and again and again to put your groceries in. or, of course, all those anatomicals products you keep purchasing.%3CP%3E £0.70~~1~~~~~n/a~0~0~0,0,0|0,0~0~sp68~sp67~330~316~0~0~0~images/big2008/bag.jpg~images/bag.jpg~~~~~~~~~popWin=0~0~-1~tote bag~[~*tote bag|tote bag|1|0|0||0|||1||519|~]~[~~]~[~~]~1~~150~150~